So as some of you may or may not know I had to make a major
life change recently. Again some of you
know why some don't and well...meh...my blog I don't have to tell ya if I don't
want to and I don't want to so BOOM!!
I was forced against my will and the will of my Diabla to
change globo gyms. Yes I could have
driven 2 hours a day one way to continue to be a member of S&H (which by
the way I never cancelled my membership...hey Amanda...take care of that thanks
;)) but it's NOT really conducive to me or the recession..or the environment.
I am a new member of a little gym known in the area as Lifetime fitness. It was pretty much the
only choice I had, according to everyone, and I REALLY didn't feel like doing too
much research so I went with the gen pop recommendation.
I need to address a few things to Lifetime Fitness who from
here forward will be known as Globo the Remix.
#1. Thank you for having an Aveda spa in your
facility. This will make it not hard at
all to go oly lift my face off instead of getting a pedicure...way to think that one through.
#2. Why is there a water slide in here? No really...why?
#3. While I understand that this is a family
establishment if you could PLEASE refrain from hosting children's birthday
parties in the room that is DIRECTLY next to the squat rack while I am power
clean and pressing. Here is the
issue. I get REALLY distracted REALLY
easily and when I see little faces staring at me (and their dads) through the
glass doors I forget to roll my shoulders and the bar lands on my clavicle and I
blame them...the wee ones. Also, 135# is
kind of a lot to hold over your head and if you choose at the EXACT moment that
I get it over my head to march the minions through THE WEIGHT LIFTING AREA I cannot
be held responsible for their safety. It's
a dangerous thing tossing steel and let's face it if they spook me and danger
ensues guess whose physical safety I am going to be more concerned with. I revert back to my FIRST blog for those of
you who are having trouble answering this question...I AM SELF INVOLVED. If a human in training startles me and I
dump...I'm dumping forward cause that's what you're supposed to do so watch out
little Billy. Don't worry you're young
you heal quickly.
#4. I am going to be here a lot ladies and
gentlemen and yes I will be upside down a lot so just get used to it...get use
to it faster.
#5. I will end this rant on a positive note. Bravo on the eye candy Globo the
Remix...bravo.
Dennis Miller, the FEMALE, Remix! Great stuff, girl.
ReplyDeleteI nearly ran over someone's kid who was playing in front of the soap wall today. Kid had no idea how close he was to being trampled to death lol.
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